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Parent:  what does a cow say?
Baby:  "moo!"
Parent:  yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:  "baah!"
Parent:  yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:  *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
-I need to write this on every wall of my room.  (via buenas-ondas)

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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