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TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

barthvader:

omgitsnils:

gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

Ew no, yes.

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"You never fail until you stop trying."
-Albert Einstein (via kushandwizdom)